The mad dog’s way to get discovered
Yesterday, a one liner news item appeared on the daily Jang’s website: “Mad dog in Hyderabad, (Pakistan) bites 20 people…” This is an achievement for a dog to be a small dog and take a headline, in the presence of so many big dogs who occupy our media all year long. So what qualities did the small dog posses to make this impossible possible?
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Firstly, the dog was really mad because he risked it all by sampling 20 randomly selected human beasts for his fame.
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He was good at math, counted his score, and got counted.
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He was aware that biting too few won’t get noticed, unless he was biting Americans. Thus, he also perfectly knew which side of the world he was walking, and biting.
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He had some mass biting training and was sufficiently good at preplanning, for he got them all cornered God-knows-where and took them one by one.
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He was dying to get discovered, and got discovered.
Missing Details
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The reporter is silent on how he ascertained the dog’s gender, and whether the first victim was the dog’s boss L
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No one knows what happened to the dog after his biting spree was over. I fear the worst L
